Food glorious food...

I'm a foodie and not a drinkie! I prefer to eat than drink but I eat loads when I should be drinking!

Ode to Crisps

ODE TO CRISPS
Twas the night before weigh-in
And sat on the shelf
Was a packet of crisps
All by itself.
The flavour was cheddar
And onion too
I felt like I wanted them
At quarter past two

I got out of bed
And crept down the stairs
Hoping, just hoping
The pack was still there.
I opened the door
And peeked inside
There on the shelf
They sat with such pride

The shiny black packet
With writing so bold
Was a brilliant sight
Wondrous to behold.
My hand snuck in silently
To reach for the pack
I really, just really
Wanted a snack.


With stealth and precision
I opened the bag
And took a deep sniff
Oh what a drag!
I felt really guilty
My conscience kicked in
Should I decide to throw
Them all in the bin?

Oh what a dilemma
What should I do?
I fancied a snack
At quarter past two
I think I should trust
My instinct again
And throw them away
And never complain

So I opened the lid
And threw them right in
To join the biscuits
At the bottom of the bin!
Then upstairs I went
Feeling so smug
I got under the duvet
And felt really snug

From my book of crazy poems - Larger Than Life on Rollerskates

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Larger-Than-Rollerskates-Carolyn-Davison/dp/0956157300/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1255553898&sr=1-1

http://www.amazon.com/Larger-Than-Rollerskates-Carolyn-Davison/dp/0956157300/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1255553898&sr=1-1

Don't blame it on the biscuits, don't blame it on the chocolate...

...don't blame it on the BBQs - blame it on ya willpower! Here I am yet again writing something similar to what I always seem to be writing! *sigh*

Tuesday is D Day - I HAVE to lose weight - started exercising!

Until next time - TTFN

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OK had enough

Argh - yet another blog to whinge about myself and my eating habits! I hate myself sometimes for being undisciplined, lazy, fat, frumpy and just an expert procrastinator! The motto - Why put off tomorrow what you can do today - doesn't figure in my life! Grrrrrrrr

WHY oh WHY do I find it hard to be self-disciplined to diet and exercise? After having both my lads I dieted and exercised and successfully lost (and kept off) the pregnancy weight - I actually was a lower weight than I'd ever been my whole adult life (up to that point)!

I am scared of failing yet again - that's the problem - I think I'll start a diet and then feel sick at the thought of starting then failing for the 4th year running! Why don't I just forget the past failures, get my rear into gear and lose weight - I know I'd be happier, fitter, look better, feel better!

Thanks for reading folks :) That's a load off my chest - well not yet... :p

TTFN

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